Sometimes I will do a Google on “Apple” and click on news…just to see, well, just to see what’s new.
I do believe in the adage “no news is good news”, so when there is no news and all we get is made up news, well it is kind of funny. You know, like those mags you see in the grocery line, kind of takes away from the boredom as the old lady in front of you argues with the clerk about the price of a can of beans.
When googling though, I am looking for real news, so it is irritating. Like today, the BIG STORY is the rumor that the rumored iPod with a rumored camera may have a technical glitch! Wow! I just did a Shift-Command-4 (on the mac) to snapshot the results of this historic hour:

Now yesterday, it was different “news” about different speculations. Yeah, news about speculations, which is not much different than news about rumors of rumors, but close. The speculation is regurgitated, cyclic, but these days the blogosphere’s roller coaster had sped to warp speed. I suspect they are getting paid for this. But for crying out loud, Beatles and Tablet’s again? That was the search result topper yesterday. I didn’t snapshot it. I think I will do that for now on (Shift-Command-4 is becoming second nature to me anyway). But take my word for it yesterday, August 7, 2009, the top Apple news story on google was:
Apple telegraphs iPods; fans see Beatles, tablets via The Associated Press: Apple telegraphs iPods; fans see Beatles, tablets.
I actually read the story, then felt stupid. Even I can get suckered into clicking on certain things. I am a humongous Beatle fan, big time Tablet guy for almost 20 years, Apple is my focus these days…I fell for it. Its really a drag when you read so called “news” and there is nothing new, and it actually is irritating because there is a lot wrong and you almost want to waste your time in the comments section correcting the wrongness. But I didn’t this time, I’d rather blog about it ;-)
So what was wrong with the article? Well, on the Beatles, it was the same o same o rumor that the Beatle recordings will be sold on iTunes finally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this time for sure! Uh, but then the article says only if Paul and Ringo agree to it. I swear my 8 year old neighbor’s kid could make up better stories than this (btw, Paul and Ringo are all for this, but they don’t have the final say on any of this, the record company does of course…now why does the Sex Pistol’s “EMI” come to mind?).
Anyway, you’ll notice that “Apple Tablet” thingy is still hot too (even along with this iPod glitch tragedy) . Nothing new.
It’s ain’t going to be a tablet
Then again, Apple could release and market a “Tablet”…which would be a major mistake, and I could be one of those negative pundits.
Why an Apple “iPad” makes sense.
So, yesterday while falling for that I also notice one article on one subject. Apple Insider published
Technical issues could delay iPod camera upgrade
and of course I fell for that too. I mean it actually looked like news. Errr…nope…just a bunch a speculation based on some “reliable source” that there is a camera glitch, bla bla bla. Yeah, technical product, with technical glitch. Uh uh. Now of course, the implication is that this “glitch” is mega news! The End Of The World news, at least for Apple. It “could”, “might” RUIN Apple’s big event tomorrow. It “could, might, maybe”, send Steve Jobs back to the hospital, oh the drama.
I blew it off yesterday, I mean it is silly, it doesn’t make sense. Yeah, a glitch does, but the end-of-the-world implications is nutso. Yet…next day, today, there are 218 articles that confirm (cough cough) this. Regurgitated from the original Apple Insider post which simply used a “reliable source” that basically says not much. Wow. Its like astrologists, you know, they may get your horoscope wrong 300 hundreds days of the year, but you remember the few times they were sorta close. If they are wrong, and you point it out, they will use the semantics of language (like Nostradamus followers) as a defense
…let’s follow this one, be back tomorrow.




